Jim's Video Shop

Aladdin

From tausq.resnet.cornell.edu.

• Genie.avi
  1.41MB -The genie tells Aladdin that he will be getting his wishes. 16 seconds.

Beavis and Butthead

• Cornhol1.mov
  1.55MB -Cornholio enters the girls bathroom looking for TP. 19 seconds.
• Liar.mov
  1.01MB -Butthead takes a polygraph test. 13 seconds.
• Brady.mov
  1.12MB -The boys' version of the Brady Bunch introduction. 14 seconds.
• Javelin.mov
  1.69MB -Beavis's hand gets hit by a javelin. 21 seconds.

Cheech and Chong

• Harry.mov
  2.36MB -Harry Palms sketch from Still Smokin'. 30 seconds.
• GetHigh.mov
  3.03MB -Car conversation in Things are Tough All Over. 28 seconds.

Clerks

• Clerks240x480.mov
  2.98MB -Blurry clip from the movie. 30 seconds.

Dr. Strangelove

• Plan.mov
  3.3MB -The doctor begins to outline his plan for surviving the bomb. 1 minute.

A Few Good Men

• Fewmen01.avi
  1.11MB -Cruise and Nicholson talk about following orders. 32 seconds.
• Fewmen02.avi
  1.10MB -The same pair in a courtroom exchange that ends with "You can't handle the truth." 27 seconds.

The Kids in the Hall

• Sidewalk.mov
  739K -The "sidewalk sketch". 11 seconds.

Monty Python

With sound.

• Grail1.mov
  3MB -King Arthur's encounter with Tim the Enchanter. From Webdog. 53 seconds
• Python.mov
  2.16MB -Part of King Arthur's battle with a knight that just won't give up. 33 seconds.
• Marry.mov
  831K -A man asks about his future son-in-law's job. 11 seconds.
• PyTitle.mov
  509K -End of Flying Circus introduction. 8 seconds.

Mystery Science Theater 3K

• Robot.mov
  386K -Robot Roll Call segment of introduction. 9 seconds.
• MSTSting.mov
  746K -Another part of the introduction. 13 seconds.

Pinky & the Brain

• ptb.avi
  2.43MB -The intro to the show. 1 minute, 1 second.
• Takeover.avi
  1.16MB -An ad for the show on the WB. 30 seconds.

Ren & Stimpy

With sound.

• ClingTenaciously.mov
  400K -Powdered toast man telling some guy to "cling tenaciously to my buttocks". From Webdog. 5 seconds

Saturday Night Live

• Pat.mov
  297K -Little "It's Pat!" introduction thingy. 17 seconds.
• JackSquat.avi
  3.05MB -Chris Farley "motivates" some teenagers. 26 seconds.
• Carter.mov
  7.7MB -Dan Akroyd as Jimmy Carter on a call-in show. Funny stuff. 1 minute, 29 seconds.

Sci-Fi Channel Promos

• Crystalball.mov
  658K -Shapes and colors emerge out of a crystal ball. 10 seconds.
• Spacestation2.mov
  473K -Explosion and spaceships flying around. 7 seconds.
• Clock.mov
  710K -A clock turns into a nasty monster. 11 seconds.
• Captain.mov
  682K -William Shatner tells you that you're watching the sci-fi channel. Pretty grainy. 10 seconds.
• FTLintro.mov
  438K -Intro to Faster-than-Light News. 11 seconds.
• Gargoyles.mov
  1.31MB -Gargoyles turn to look at the Sci-Fi channel logo. 10 seconds.
• Spacewheel.mov
  802K -Some kind of clock or something. 10 seconds.
• Amazing.mov
  1.30MB -Intro to the Amazing Morning Movie. 20 seconds.
• InSpace.mov
  1.85MB -Intro to Inside Space. 27 seconds.
• Retro.mov
  1.66MB -Ad for Retro TV. 25 seconds.
• VacantNY.mov
  2.68MB -Dark, unclear shots of NYC. Not worth the download unless your connection's fast. 31 seconds.
• BigBang.mov
  3.31MB -Same as above, about the big bang. 45 seconds.

The Simpsons

Mostly .qt's (with sound) from bochkay. A little short in length for their file sizes, but what are you gonna do, eh? Again, PC users may need to rename these to .mov's.

• Barneyship.qt
  1.41MB -Barney, apparently shanghaied, wakes up and says "Uh Oh! Not again." 6 seconds.
• Quatloos.qt
  1.11MB -Homer and Barney, dressed in leather, square up to fight in an elaborate ring, while some guy wagers 400 quatloos on the newcomer. 9 seconds.
• Plow.qt
  1.84MB -Marge and Homer's conversation after Homer buys a plow. 15 seconds.
• Whacking.mpg or Whacking.qt
  823K or 2.4MB -Homer whacks some practice snakes. 11 seconds.
• Beerexplosion.qt
  1.87MB -Springfield's finest respond to a big explosion of beer. Lousy picture, but funny. 19 seconds.
• Perry.mpg
  1.73MB -Luke perry gets shot out of a cannon on the Krusty comeback special. 21 seconds.
• Worker.qt
  2.53MN -Krusty's replacement for I&S after they went on Gabbo. 21 seconds.
• Colossus.mov
  3.01MB -Jailhouse antics from the mystery solution episode. 19 seconds.
• Speed.qt
  2.31MB -This crashes windows when I try to play it--anyone else have any problems?
• Candy.qt
  2.86MB -Homer and Marge's dramatic escape from the candy convention. 22 seconds.
• Spirit.qt
  1.49MN -Spirit of the 60's--maggie dancing. 12 seconds.
• Newton.qt
  3.71MB -Dolph takes a memo on his Newton. 23 seconds.
• Burns-Screen.qt
  1.97MB -Smithers's screen saver. 11 seconds.
• Ben2.qt
  4.2MB -Gentle Ben's talk show. 31 seconds.
• Wang.qt
  1.22MB -Martin and his Wang Computers shirt. 7 seconds.
• OhNoBrain.qt
  2.8MB -Burns on ether goes for Moleman's Lucky Charms. 15 seconds.
• DreamPolice.qt
  2.70MB -Apu Sings along with Cheap Trick. Funny. 15 seconds.

  These next five are all from the hockey episode.

• Simpson1.qt
  1.29MB -Lisa makes some saves. 10 seconds.
• Simpson2.qt
  786K -Lisa gets into the game. "Hack the bone!" 5 seconds.
• Simpson3.qt
  555K -Bart shoots from the blue line, but Lisa makes the save. 5 seconds.
• Simpson4.qt
  1.04MB -The game starts to get rough. 8 seconds.
• Simpson5.qt
  1.02MB -Snake gets misty-eyed about hockey. 13 seconds.

• Simpsons.mov
  1.14MB -Aerosmith's appearance on the Flaming Moe episode. From Aerosmith Multimedia. 59 seconds.
• Thompson.mov
  2.4MB -Homer's difficult transition to Homer Thompson. 41 seconds.
• Homerf.avi
  2.4MB -Homer's Flintstone song. 29 seconds.
• Otto.mov
  2MB -Homer, Apu, and Moe encourage Otto in the bowling alley. 11 seconds.
• Fire.avi
  2.56MB -Homer awakens to find the house ablaze. 21 seconds